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[gnasher]

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RIP IN PIECES 08.07.16 - 02.27.17

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[gnasher]

honestly, now that i've met all of you, i feel like the clock is ticking.

how do you fight?

[trainees]

don't jinx yourself.

you mean like if i'm trained in anything?

[gnasher]

aren't i jinxed enough? i'm here instead of competing.

i guess.

[trainees]

it could be worse.

[ you could be watching your city get ripped to shreds. ]

i'm not trained
i kind of had to
figure it out myself?
i didn't have someone to coach me.

[gnasher]

do you use any weapons?

[trainees]

i know my way around a knife and a screwdriver
that's about it

[gnasher]

a screwdriver makes you sound like a yakuza.

[trainees]

is that like a gangster?

[gnasher]

it's not like, it is. you've never seen movies with a yakuza gang as the villains? kicking people in the sides and breaking stuff with household objects? you're missing out on a good genre.

[trainees]

idk
most of the gangster movies i've seen have them using guns
if URSULA has them i'll go check them out sometime

[gnasher]

that's american gangsters. they're not as hardcore and need to rely on fire power because of it.

[a c t i o n m o v i e s]

[trainees]

ah so you're an expert on gangster movies
i see

[gnasher]

what guy who went to highschool isn't?

[trainees]

i was more a discovery channel guy i guess
and also enter the dragon

[gnasher]

i wonder if URSULA has that one on file.